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TheWorldAccordingTo.com was hatched from an egg on top of the mysterious mount Roraima. Several were there at its birth, Angry Janice, Suedehead, Godsfoot, Charlotte Church, Price to name but six or another number.

The egg was then put into a mighty fire and the flames fanned for several months until finally the egg began to shake and wobble and tentacles began to whip out in to the air, tentacles like the Music Forum, Literature Forum, Life Forum, X Factor forum, Big Brother Forum, Film Forum, Television Forum, Travel Forum, Naked Male Celebrity Forum, Adult Forum, Celebrity Gossip forum and before they knew it, the child version of TheWordAccordingTo.com was on the rampage.

Then came the army of naked male celebrities, bringing with them a whole entourage of silent flesh seeking perverts. They never spoke, just looked - some say they were born without mouths and have eyes that scan pictures up to 20.000 per second to glean as much information as possible. Now contained in the Naked Celebrity forum, they pick at the bones of celebrities like evil hooded crow-like beings, watched over and condemned by people who are convinced they have the moral high-ground.

Some members fell by the wayside, driven mad with paranoia and mental fury generated in the Life forum and the Adult forum, others rose through the ranks. Angry Janice got sacked, the scarecrow with webcam eyes moved in, someone installed twelve webcams into their home and allowed the world access to every aspect of his life, then went mad. Amy started stalking and breaking into her victim’s house. Time passed and the members grew closer, opening up their lives, gaining new friends, enemies and clinging to each other in terrified huddles as they were groomed sexually by online predators.

The world According To began to morph into its new shape. A site about experimenting with the unknown, sharing the intimate details of your life, expressing your opinions on art, literature, food, sex, ice-lollies and the disturbing pattern that make shoes so necessary.

Is this the "The World According To" as featured in Heat Magazine? I hear you ask.

That is correct.

The same "The World According To" written by celebrities masquerading under different names?

Only the unattractive ones and those two from Hollyoaks.

vThe same "The World According To" that is ripped off and used in certain people’s radio shows and comedy programmes?

That’s the one.

FAQ

Does Gavin Henson really change his pants three times a day? What did happen to Janice’s husband? Are gays capable of being monogamous and why don’t they just stop being gay anyway? Why does no one ever mention the twins? Do people suffer from multiple personalities? Is everyone that posts on this site just one person talking to his/herself in many guises for some ghoulish self-satisfaction? What’s the low-down on Minneapolis? Do Scott Mills, Heat Magazine, Charlotte Church, George Michael, a Beckham and several closeted celebrities really post here? And will anyone ever solve the clues and go Through The Keyhole to collect the prize?

Who are you? Are you dull or should be we all be listening to the world according to you?

"I found the site moderately entertaining. 2 out of ten."

Betty, Staffordshire

"Not bad but I wasn’t really paying attention."

Andrew, Central Ireland

"What’s it called again? The world acc…. Sure I’ll take a look."

Cameron Diaz

"Take my name off this site immediately."

Bonnie Tyler.

"What is it? A website issit? What, like email?"

Big Brother’s Imogen, Wales.

"Do you know where I can get the Colin Farrell Video?"

Lisa Scott Lee

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